Four days after moving into my home in Kuching, I met my first biawak, lounging on my front porch. Over the last 12 years, they have been a constant presence, stalking kittens and slaughtering chickens from the littlest chicks to the largest hens. (Well, perhaps not so large: I’ve been raising ayam katik.)
Not without resistance!
I have given chase, struck blows, saved lives. On one terrible occasion I could not prevent a biawak from clipping a chick’s leg clean off, but I denied it the meal. I would scare them off but I couldn’t keep them away. Before long I’d see one sunning himself by the biawak superhighway – a.k.a. the [tooltip text=”monsoon drain” trigger=”hover”]longkang[/tooltip].
But this time! This time, victory was mine. The day was won when the biawak took a wrong turn through the gate. It’s head got through but it’s legs were stuck. Pinned there, I was able to deliver the blow. Several blows. More blows than I could possibly have imagined. They are miniature dragons is what they are and my cangkul just could not cut through the tough scaly hide. I had to bludgeon it to death, sadly.
I’m no hunter. I took no pleasure in the kill. But after feeding it a steady supply of chicken all these years I did feel justified.
127cm of unrepentant chicken rustler. #Biawak http://t.co/AMtwHNs9FQ pic.twitter.com/YwoC43PHdz
— Zayn Gregory (@bingregory) July 1, 2015
I tried finding a buyer for the meat but no luck. Instead I buried it near my new ketapang. With bio-biawak fertilizer the tree has been growing very well since.
#Freerange #organic biawak meat, willing to letgo rm30/kg. #Kuching only. First come first serve. @twt_kuching pic.twitter.com/glifIGoRzy
— Zayn Gregory (@bingregory) July 1, 2015
After all that effort, you would hope to achieve a deterrent effect on the remaining biawak population. I spotted another one in the yard not three days later.
*my son making loud rustling noises out in the yard*
Wife: "Apa bunyi tu? Biawak ke?"
Me: No lah, boy awak.— Zayn Gregory (@bingregory) March 10, 2016
Never thought a dead biawak could be great fertilizer 😉
Selamat Hari Raya
same-same 🙂